Casati with the government officially opens the Fourth "Republic" (Bru) taliana.
Chairman of the Board: Federica Casati.
Interior Minister Antonio Matera.
Foreign Minister: Amber Topran Cutino.
Minister of Economy: Carpe.
Minister of Health: Isabella Maroglio.
Minister of Culture: Roger Defilippi (no, not relative).
Minister 's Education: Stefano Valente.
Minister of Beer: Guinness tin sign of the Milferia.
Minister of Equal Opportunity: Antonio Matera.
Attorney General Charlie.
Minister of Tourism: The Men of Charlotte.
Minister for simplification: Alessandro.
Minister for Infrastructure and Transport: Team Iuavini.
Minister Economic Development: Federica Casati (but delegates the mafia).
Defense Minister: Hector.
Minister of Labour: Iaci.
Minister of Agriculture, Food and Forestry + Environment, Environment, Land and Sea: the first to arrive.
President of the Chamber / clown court: Federica Genovesi.
President of the Senate: The Queen.
President of the Republic: Martin.
Program:
1) Change of Article 1 of the Constitution: Italy is a "Republic" based on Mourning and Luxury. And sperm.
2) The official languages \u200b\u200bare Italian and Czech.
3) the social security system and defensive Revolution: Old to the front (for 5 years, then in the paradise of the elderly, see the "Great Works").
4) Incest (recreational, non-procreative), polygamy, legalized euthanasia prior. Only gay and tailings can be taken.
5) Cooked and Eaten: Tg status.
6) loanable breast implants, always (even post mortem).
7) burial in mass graves only (except for members of the government, which will be built huge mausoleums where people can worship them).
8) The blue car cars become purple.
9) The Sims (latest version) for free.
10) The cigarette passes mutual, with lungs of steel.
11) Lubricant family size loanable (Because of the legalization of incest it seemed appropriate to adopt this measure).
12) The AIDS does not exist.
13) The state religion is Star Wars.
Great Works:
- Recapture / March on Arcore.
- By popular demand: Istria.
- Rintitolare all the parks to the super-rich.
- Auschwitz Resort.
- polyclinics divided by age.
- 12 meters of phallic statues representing the scattered members of government brutality.
- Giant needle whose eye passed a caravan of camels (National Day: The Cammellago, November 30)
- Foundation Brutalopoli of (the ashes of Forlimpopoli).
- The great mass graves.
- Paradise of the Old: Corsica (nb: to be conquered).
- Project: "Sardinia is the entire Pop!" (Presto. Gagalandia ..!)
- Major colleges (ispiratiun bit 'a New World by Huxley, a bit' in Pinerolo) up to 14 years. Then High School Single State University and then divided by sex (to facilitate the sexual abuse of government).
- Composition of the highways on the basis of Monopoly.
Etiology of the celebration of "Cammellago"
Forlimpopoli Legend has it that he was under the control of the Goths (there). Then one day, October 21, the great pagan god CODROIPO Casati appeared at random on the train to Pordenone in the form of a young fox (not puppy) and said: "DEO BO!" The
Casati, enlightened mind, he knew immediately what to do: picked up seven of his most trusted disciples (future ministers) and 7 camels left for Forlimpopoli. During the siege the faith of the fathers had a moment of weakness, but the god CODROIPO appeared in his hand (or paw, if you prefer) a needle and poked her ass, reminding her what her mission. After 40 days long and exhausting siege the city fell and was razed. We celebrated with a brunch and that day it was decided that November 30 of each year would be celebrated Cammellago.
Actually Casati and his ministers were drunk and bored to milferia after a brunch at random and decided to raze Forlimpopoli.
MOTTO: "Butter and pleasure, butter will!"
INNO: A piece of Angst.
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